I’m made of sterner stuff than common sense, I’ll have you know.

September 30, 2009 by The Clever Kris · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Deep South, Everyday, family, language, life, theatre, writing 
I'll be mad if all he's got is corn.

I used to get frustrated when I'd be cast in a play, an old one written back, say, in the 1920s, a la Glaspell or O'Neill, and halfway through the play I'd come to one of my lines: "Egads, Helen! Don't do that with your teeth! The zipper's fine." Or... "Eureka! Eureka! I've unlocked the secret code. Now, the children may eat." I hated that type of diction. It was always difficult for me to comprehend who in the world would ever actually say these things. Even harder still when one of the words had a repeat. I had no idea how to even say these words. That is...until today. Today...

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