That’s how we bring up all children in our family: by ear.

October 19, 2009 by · 1 Comment
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I like to think I'm a good uncle. Even though, I don't really know my "real" nieces and nephews. I've seen Millie, once; I've seen Auden, once; I've never meet Vinnie. So, to make up for this: I give all my grand uncle-ness to a series of young cousins, whose mothers I grew up with, as my nieces, being the baby of the adopted family I claimed with their grandmother, who I took as my--- You know what, let me scratch that. It's too confusing. My family tree, you know, is really just an assortment of random branches that were blown down during a storm, and happend to fall around...

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The Dollar Bill Incentive, Or, Being Good For Nothing.

May 14, 2009 by · Leave a Comment
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I was always an "A" student. I had a memory like an elephant. I never needed a curfew, and I went to church almost more than I went home. Yet, I was terribly, awkwardly naive. A bookworm straight out of the solid core of a ripe apple, I didn't read people as well as words, not until I was much older - and oh how I wish you could shut people up the way you do a book, one flick of  your wrist and back they go on the shelf.  But me, no, I never questioned authority, and let me tell you that came to backfire...

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I prefer to shop alone. But let me tell you why.

April 23, 2009 by · Leave a Comment
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Not so very long ago, I went shopping.  It's usually a love/hate recreational blood sport, for me; when it happens,  under the guise of shopping with others, I like to get in, get done, and get out.  No holds barred, no time for stragglers, and definitely no time for Buckle employees.  I'm not so keen on "group shopping", or "couples shopping."  For whatever reason, truth be told, I prefer to shop alone. I can become rather delusional, in my personal shopping, not knowing when to say when.  My previous attempts at shopping with others is probably a more normal cycle for a shopper: ...

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